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building
Will
was a general contractor in Santa Clara, CA from 1973
until the success of Windham Hill Records so eclipsed
the building that he devoted full time to music. Over
the years he has kept his hand in building, constructing
everything from the occasional horse barn to the structure
for Imaginary Road Studios. What follows is a story
about a recent building project which is the focus of
an article in This
Old House Magazine's April 2002 issue.
"In
August of the year 2000, I finally bought a tractor. Sometime
during the Triasic I realized that I should have bought
a tractor about ten years earlier. Every year I'd get to
December and find myself throwing logs into the wood stove
and saying out loud to the cats, "I should have bought
a tractor ten years ago." I kept thinking that somehow
those ten years would run out and I'd decide I no longer
needed a tractor. It never happened. I finally bought the
tractor; a huge bright orange Kubota.
I
outfitted the beast handsomely. I bought a huge front bucket,
the capacity of which was described by the salesman as "big
enough to sleep five drunken loggers." I considered
the back hoe, but decided it was merely a very expensive
toy and that the York Rake and Brush Hog would be far more
useful. There was a week where I had a shiny new snow plow
attachment, but quickly concluded that someone might expect
me to actually plow snow with it and immediately thought
better of the concept. I was looking for something to trade
it in on when Godfrey Renaud. suggested the Farmi Winch.
Until you've seen the Farmi in action, you can't appreciate
it's horrible beauty. Essentially, if you have logs on the
ground, scattered around the forest floor, this machine
can snake around and drag the logs together like they're
being poured through a funnel and then have them charge
en mass toward the tractor like rabid and suddenly fleet-footed
Rhinoceri. I couldn't resist and bought the Farmi.
In
1884 a woman named Sarah L. Winchester, the heir to the
Winchester rifle fortune, began building her house in San
Jose, California. Sarah probably began crazy, but she got
worse. Someone (probably the Gypsey wife of a particularly
rapacious general contractor) told her that she would live
forever if she kept building. Sarah did as she was told.
The result was a structure containing 1,257 windows, 950
doors and 40 staircases which required 20,000 gallons of
paint to cover. Windows opened to other windows which opened
to yet other windows only to have a door appear outside
of that. Staircases climbed floor after floor only to end
at a door which opened to a seven-story fall. The Great
San Francisco Earthquake toppled three stories of the place,
reducing the building from seven stories to four. I doubt
Sarah ever actually wielded a hammer herself, but I like
to think of her brandishing a 32 oz. hammer over a 20 penny
nail when she let out a gasp and died.
Sarah
L. Winchester and I have much in common. While I do not
share her delusion of immortality, I am nonetheless a compulsive
builder (a legion of therapsits and, consequently, self-help
sections of bookstores are now reflecting an awareness of
this tragic addiction). Friends created a bumper sticker
for me which reads "stop me before I build again!"
Don't forget that in 1980, the year we released George Winston's
Autumn LP, I was a general contractor and my business card
still read WINDHAM HILL BUILDERS/RECORDS/MUSIC (BMI). The
underlying reason I bought the Kubota was not the fact that
I needed one (which I surely did), but that in buying one
it would be understood by everyone that I would have a perfectly
good justification for building something to house it. Under
normal circumstances, a structure somewhat bigger than the
tractor itself would seem like a sensible course of action.
I ended up designing something more appropriate as a Zeppelin
hanger. Further condemnation from head-wagging neighbors
was also deflected when Donna Sapolin of This Old House
legitimized my folly by expressing interest in documenting
the building process of this wooden Collosus . Donna had
done an article on my Vermont home for Metropolitan Home
years before and was a sucker for a trip to Vermont. These
city folks came up from distant urban places to take pictures
of me felling trees, me and the Kubota harnessing wild Rhinos,
me and Carl Moser milling the lumber and me, Corin, Matt
and Gabe cutting a very traditional post and beam structure
with mortise and tenon joints and oak pegs to hold it all
together. THIS OLD HOUSE is usually, as the title would
suggest, about old houses. This building, while new, was
being constructed in a way which was so archaic that THIS
OLD HOUSE felt it had to be documented. If you're interested
in witnessing the tragedy of building addiction, the sheer
beauty of the Kubota and a lot of sweaty guys slamming chisels
with enormous wooden mallets into beams the size of airplane
wings, you'll get your chance when THIS OLD HOUSE magazine
brings out the article in April 2002. On the other hand
you can go to to www.winchestermysteryhouse.com
if you want to witness the efforts of a real whacko."
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